Friday, November 25, 2005

I hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving and enjoyed gorging themselves successfully. Mine was excellent; Lauren did an amazing job with her first Thanksgiving dinner. It was delicious.

Except for the stuffing. Stuffing sucks ass.



Today is my last day at UWM, and I'm both excited and nervous about my new job next week. The publications they've sent me to read are very advanced and expertly written, so it will be challenging for me to keep up their level of quality. I'm reassured by the fact that a former graduate student at UWM used to hold the position, and most of those kids aren't particularly bright. We'll see soon enough how it goes, and I'll be sure to give a full update.



It looks like it's snowing pretty good out now, so I'm not really looking forward to the drive home, but the sooner I'm there, the sooner my weekend starts. Plus, since I don't start the new job until Thursday, I have a nice extended weekend. Huzzah.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Since I probably won't post tomorrow, I thought I would tell you all some of the things I'm thankful for this Thanksgiving.

1. A wonderful, beautiful, caring, understanding, amazing wife who makes every day a happy and special one.

2. An awesome family that I love very much and whose company I enjoy.

3. Great friends that I can still keep in touch with even though they are hundreds or thousands of miles away.

4. Good health (even if my lower back hurts as I type this).

5. Notre Dame football.

6. A new job starting next week.

7. The anticipation of my first paycheck for that job (It's not that much, but it's more than I'm making at UWM).

8. The release of Scrubs Season 2 on DVD (which will be reviewed as soon as we get through it).

9. The first snowfall of the year, while I can still enjoy its beauty before it becomes a huge pain in the ass.

10. Our new stylish yet dependable Korean car.

11. My iPod, which will make my 90-minute commute much more bearable.

12. Turkey and mashed potatoes and rolls and overstuffing myself in true American style.


There is so much more for which I am thankful, but to list it all would take more time than I have. Suffice it to say that I am a lucky lucky man, and I have been blessed with more than I could ever deserve. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
Lest we forget the stakes of the war in Iraq and the broader war in the Middle East:

"Demonstrating the will to lose as clearly as America did in Vietnam wasn't such a smart move, but since the media can't seem to get beyond this ancient jungle war it may be worth underlining the principal difference: Osama is not Ho Chi Minh, and al-Qa'eda are not the Viet Cong. If you exit, they'll follow. And Americans will die - in foreign embassies, barracks, warships, as they did through the Nineties, and eventually on the streets of US cities, too."

--Mark Steyn

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

I finally got to read 1776 by David McCullough. It's an account of the fortunes of the Continental Army and their British foes during the early part of the war. McCullough's narrative follows Washington's army from the siege of Boston, to the ill-fated defense of New York and finally to their stunning victories in December 1776 in Trenton and Princeton.

McCullough's writing style is among the best I have ever read; he is smooth, thorough, and constantly draws you in to the world of his protagonists. (See his Pulitzer Prize-winning biography of John Adams for further evidence of this.) The book is short, but it meets its purpose admirably. For fans of American history, it is a great read, and anyone who enjoys reading at all will find it quick, entertaining, and educational.

Fans of early American history are in a golden age of writing right now, with Joseph Ellis and Ron Chernow writing first-rate books along with McCullough. If you are interested in more books on the period, my favorites follow.

My other early American favorites:
Alexander Hamilton (Biography of Hamilton), by Ron Chernow
American Sphinx (Biography of Jefferson), by Joseph J. Ellis
Founding Brothers (Insights into the relationships among the founding fathers), by Ellis
His Excellency (Biography of Washington), by Ellis
Washington's General (Biography of Nathanael Greene), by Terry Golway
Benjamin Fanklin: An American Life (Biography of Franklin), by Walter Isaacson
John Adams (Biography of Adams), by McCullough
The American Revolution: A History (Very good short history of the war), by Gordon Wood
The Radicalism of the American Revolution (Exactly what it says), by Wood

There are also some really good autobiographies from figures involved. The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin is a classic, while The Revolutionary War Memoirs of General Henry Lee is less known but still amazing. These two books illustrate the various outcomes from Revolutionary figures. Franklin went on to become possibly the most well-respected man in the world, while Lee died a resentful and bitter man, jealous of the successes of Virginia countrymates Jefferson and Madison. He also fathered Robert E. Lee, so good for him.



Please take a moment to say a prayer. The mother of a friend of mine is dying, and she leaves behind a large family. Keep her and her family in your thoughts. Thank you and God bless.

Monday, November 21, 2005

(Note: There will be some spoilers from the movie ahead. Nothing crazy, but I just thought you should know. Don't blame me if you read this and find out something you didn't want to know.)

Lauren and I went to see the new Harry Potter movie on Friday night. Before I get to my review of the movie, let me discuss one of my pet peeves. The movie time was 9:00, and we got there around 8:20, because we figured it would be a madhouse. We were right; by the time we got there, the line to get into the individual theater was already quite long. So we got on the line and we sat there for about 20 moinutes before we were allowed to go in. Upon entering the theater, we treid to find a seat, a process which was greatly hindered by the multitudes of dickheads who decided to save seats for their dickhead friends.

When people wait in line for such an event, the seating format is first-come first-served, not "I'll save a seat for my 10 bestest friends because they're too cool to wait in a line." We got there early enough so that we could still find decent seats, but had we showed up 10 minutes before the start of the movie and our two choices were either in the front row or taking someone else's saved seats, I'll give you one guess as to which one I would have chosen.

The movie itself was quite entertaining. This was the first time I had read the book before I had seen the movie, so it gave me a different perspective from the other movies. (I actually started reading the series after watching The Prisoner of Azkaban and wanting to know what happened to poor Harry in the future.) As a consequence of having read the book first, I now noticed a lot of things that they had to drop for the sake of making the movie into a reasonable length. Many characters were dropped from the movie, including Ludo Bagman, Percy Weasley, and Winky and Dobby. Others were turned into mere cameos, namely Sirius Black and Rita Skeeter. I understand that adapting this book into a movie was a monumental challenge, and on the whole I think they did a commendable job of editing at the right spots and judging what parts could be dropped with the east harm to the integrity of the book. Still, it felt so rushed that I coulldn't really lose myself in Rowling's universe as I did with the books and the first three movies.

Still, making this movie was an ambitious task, and if some of the omissions can be corrected on the DVD, it will make the experience much more enjoyable for fans of the book. On other areas, the last 40 minutes of the movie were done very well, and Ralph Fiennes makes an excellent Voldemort. I thought they did a particularly good job of getting Mad-Eye's character down very well, even if the way they did his eye was stupid. Michael Gambon can't quite channel Rowling's Dumbledore; I find he sticks out and does not match Dumbledore's presence the way Richard Harris did.

The main actors are all solid; for kids, they are becoming polished pros and have grown into the roles very well. The movie is once again charming and witty and at times very funny. It is a credit to the actors and the director that the movie can turn from carefree and playful to somber to terrifying in a matter of seconds.

Final verdict: It is probably my least favorite movie of the franchise thus far. Having said that, it is probably more a function of the nature of the film and the fact that I had read the book. While they had to rush through the entire movie, they made it as fun and entertaining as possible. If you enjoy the Harry Potter series, you'll enjoy The Goblet of Fire.

Friday, November 18, 2005

If you've never been a wrestling fan, you probably won't understand this blog entry. Most people can't understand my interest in wrestling, as so many people see it as sheer stupidity aimed at children and dumb people. And while it can certainly be lowbrow, at its best it really is an artform. At its best, it can be more than just stupid, mindless entertainment.

The reason I bring this up is that Eddie Guerrero died last Sunday at just 38 years old. Eddie was one of those special wrestlers who made wrestling smart and fun and creative. When I became a wrestling fan for the second time as an adolescent, he was the biggest reason. He was a brilliant performer who seemed to really love what he did. His death makes me so sad.

The other reason I bring this up is because the number of wrestlers who have died at youn ages is just staggering. Rick Rude, Curt "Mr. Perfect" Hennig, Owen Hart, The Big Bossman, The British Bulldog, Miss Elizabeth, and many many more have died well before their times. The combination of constant travel, long nights, constant physical abuse, and an inability to put down roots is truly a deadly mix.

I don't know if there's a point to any of this, but I just have to say that Eddie's death is really a tragedy. He holds a very special place in my heart, a place of youth and innocence, and that place is gone forever.

Thursday, November 17, 2005

One of the responsibilities of having a hugely popular website like "Whatever Happened to Crazy" is that you have to give publicity to those lesser known commodities on the internet. With this in mind, I draw your attention to your friend and mine, Michael Dybicz, who has started a blog of his own. Titled Blog of An American, it will include ruminations on Zeppelin, Tolkien, and how awesome conservatives are. Mike and I typically correspond via e-mail multiple times in any given workday, and while my wit and charm haven't quite rubbed off on him as I would like, he'll definitely bring insightful commentary.



Another one of the responsibilities of this website is keeping it real. In that vein, we need to speak about the prevalence of Christmas music on the radio. I have to preface this by saying that there are few people who love Christmas music more than I do. It truly is the most wonderful time of the year. However, we are not in that time of the year yet. It's Novemeber 17th, and Milwaukee's 99.1 has apparently decided that the Christmas season has begun and is playing only holiday music. Pardon my expression, but that's a crock of shit. At the very least, they can put this off until after Thanksgiving.

Obviously this is a ratings-driven move. People want to hear Christmas music regardless of the time of year. But when will it end? The Christmas season is endlessly metastizing, and I have no idea how to stop it. When will people stand up and put an end to this ridiculousness? Do we have to hear "Jingle Bells" in September? I love the birth of our Lord and Savior as much as anyone, but can't we agree to put away the music until at least Advent?



We come at last to our Rap Lyric of the Day. It's a damn shame I don't have any Christmas rap I could break out for this occasion. Instead, I'll give you some of my favorite lyrics from one of my favorite rap songs of all-time. Not only do I appreciate this song as one fo the best stories told through rap music (R Kelly's hip hopera notwithstanding), it also holds special memories for me. I still remember performing this song with my brother 10 years ago, two crazy white boys who thought they were much blacker than they really were. (Note: Matt played Warren G to my Nate Dogg.)

"Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole
Nate Dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold
Now they droppin and yellin it's a tad bit late
Nate Dogg and Warren G had to regulate"

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

What's up homeys and homettes? I hope it's significantly warmer for you wherever you are as you read this. Here in Milwaukee, the temperature is approximately as cold as balls.



The news isn't all bad, however, as the big news of the day i that Lauren and I got a car. The sporty and stylish 2005 Hyundai Accent GLS will get you where you need to go - for less! Actually, I've only driven it about 30 miles so far, but I enjoy the ride. It reminds me very much of my father's Corolla, both in the way it rides and in the dimensions. Decent room in the front, no leg room in the back and a good sized trunk. The 35 mpg are also key as I start my new job and my long commute.



In honor of this new purchase, I have no choice but to devote today's rap lyrics to our good friends, the Asians (or AZNs, as the kids say these days). Korea, ah, ah, indeed!

Veitnam to Japan to Mongolia.
Phillipines to Taiwan to Cambodia.
Korea ah..ah..
Home town China, who you got huh?
You got shit nigga, feel the size
It's the A.Z.N better recognize
Got Rice bitch? Got Rice?
Got food, got soup, got spice?
Got brains like us? Got skills like us? Got cars, got clothes, got girls like us?

Monday, November 14, 2005

If you haven't done so yet, read the comments from my entry on Friday. I don't know if the bottom comment is a joke or if that guy is just a huge douche. Either way, it's interesting.



My new job officially starts December 1st. As such, you better enjoy me while you can, because I might actually have real responsibilities with my new employment. We shall see.



They cancelled Arrested Development. I can't say I'm shocked, given that they took it off the air for a month and changed the time slot twice. Alas.

In other FOX news, did anyone watch Family Guy last night? The Rocky IV montage was so awesome. It makes me yearn for Drago once again.

In other Rocky news, if they go ahead and actually make the sixth installment of the series, I might have to kill Sylvester Stallone. First of all, the guy will be 60 next year, and second of all, the plot sounds like a blatant ripoff of both the second movie and the fifth one. And we all know how the fifth one turned out. (If you don't, you're not my friend.)



Notre Dame is now sitting pretty at 7-2 and looking at a sunny January 2nd appointment in the Fiesta Bowl. Should ND defeat Syracuse and Stanford, that's where they will most likely end up. And if still need evidence that Charlie Weis is a better coach than Tyrone Willingham, take a look at the opening line for this Saturday's game.

NOTRE DAME (-36) Syracuse

Willingham managed to score 36 points four times in three years, and he won by that much just twice. For the record, Weis has scored 36 points seven times in nine games, and he certainly could have a few victories like that if he wanted to run up the score (like Willingham did in the fourth quarter of a 57-7 Stanford game two years ago).



A short lyric today, and a perfect response to anyone who asks you a question you don't care to answer. Just look very serious and say this to them with a straight face:

"Forever? Forever ever? ForEVER ever?"

Friday, November 11, 2005

Wow! My 100th post. A truly monumental day for us here at WHTC. I don't really have any news to report, but I will put out a request. With my acceptance of this new job, I'm going to need a new car to go along with it for the long commute. Does anyone have any recommendations for a quality low-end car with decent gas mileage? I'm thinking something along the lines of a Chevy Aveo or Honda Civic, but I'm definietly open to suggestions. Thanks.



In honor of my parents' visit this upcoming weekend, I thought we could finish our angry rap week with an Eminem "I hate my family" montage. Here's to you, Kenny and Mary Ann.

"I wonder if my father even kissed me good-bye
On second thought, no I don't, I just fuckin wish he would die..."

"So tell me, what the hell is a fella to do?
For every million I make, another relative sues
Family fightin and fussin over who wants to invite me to supper
All a sudden, I got 90 some cousins (Hey it's me!)"

"My fuckin bitch mom's suin for ten million
She must want a dollar for every pill I've been stealin
Shit, where the fuck you think I picked up the habit?
All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her mattress"

"I've went to jail for this woman, I've been to bat for this woman
I've taken bats to peoples backs, bent over backwards for this woman
Man I shoulda seen it comin, what'd I stick my penis up in?
Wouldn'ta ripped the pre-nup up if I'd seen what she was fuckin"

And with that, another week is in the books. See you next week, same Bat time, same Bat channel.

Thursday, November 10, 2005

For those of you that are interesting in following up on me/stalking me, here is the website for my new job. I'm actually really excited about it. I think it wil be challenging and fun, plus it will look good on my resume and give me the opportunity to see if this is something I want to do with my life. So huzzah!



Remember the episode of SNL where Will Ferrell portrays Harry Caray and hosts the show "Space: The Infinite Frontier?" I was looking for a quote from that skit ("Hey! What about this? If you could choose between being the top scientist in your field, or getting Mad Cow Disease, what would it be?"), and I stumbled across this site. Thoroughly entertaining, especially if you've enjoyed the Will Ferrell era as much as I have.



Fantasy Football update: I'm number 1 in my league right now and I just traded for Randy Moss. Hopefully, all his pot smoking doesn't inhibit his recovery.



DMX is an angry black man. Plus I would have to hear it from Wierema if he didn't make the angry rap list.

"Bloodhounds found your shit buried in the mud
Following traces of gun powder, residue and blood
A positive ID is impossible, so you know
John Doe is what they gonna be puttin on that tag on your toe"

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

So I got a job offer today. The Wisconsin Taxpayers Alliancce wants me to be their policy research analyst. Essentially I would be doing statistical and tax-related research for them. They are a non-partisan, fiercely independent group, and "Very well-respected in the state," according to one of the professors at UWM. I think it would be an interesting job and it would certainly look good on my resume if and when I decide to go back to school.

The big downside that goes along with it is that it's in Madison. If I take the job, it would either involve breaking our lease to move between the two cities or having a really long commute. My new salary - although far from extravagant - would afford us the opportunity to break the lease, so that's probably what we're going to do.

But that's my big news. I'll keep you updated with any decisions we make.



As I consequence of that good news, I can't have any real angry rap today. As such, we'll have fake angry music, and there's no one better to pull that off than everyone's favorite fake rapper Nelly.

"I ask her who that is, talkin that shit about the 'tics?
Somebody probably jealous cause they bitch got hit
But ain't nobody else droppin shit like this
Should we apologize? Nah fuck 'em, just leave 'em pissed, HEY!"

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

I took the political quiz at OKCupid, and I think it's a pretty thorough examination of one's political beliefs. They ask 42 questions, to which you respond Strongly Agree, Agree, Disagree, or Strongly Disagree. It covers a pretty exhaustive range of issues in what I thought was an interesting way. Instead of asking only issue-related questions, they added other random quesitons, such as "It should be legal for two consenting adults to challenge each other to a duel and fight a Death Match," and "Most people are too stupid to know what's best for them." The results come out on a two-dimensional scale where you recieve an economic score and a social score. My results are as follows:

You are a:
Social Moderate (50% permissive) and an...
Economic Conservative (76% permissive)

You are best described as a Capitalist.
You exhibit a very well-developed sense of Right and Wrong and believe in economic fairness.

My social score is probably a combination of my strong conservatism on abortion-related issues and my more general libertarian attitude on other social issues. And economically, I'm a pretty strong free-marketer, but I think we all knew that already.

Incidentally, Lauren graded out as a Totalitarian, which says more about our marriage than you could possibly know.

If you're so inclined, take the test. And if you do, let me know where you ended up.



I finished The Professor, the Banker, and the Suicide King today and I wholeheartedly recommend it, especially if you are a poker fan or player. You really get a good insight into the life and mentality of the professionals and how they respond when the stakes are raised to levels even they can't ignore. At one point in the game, they play heads up limit hold-em with bets of $100,000 and $200,000. Absolutely insane. As for the book, it is a quick read and a very interesting one.

I'm going to start on a biography of James Dean next. I don't know if I'll read the whole thing or not, but he's a compelling figure and I'm interested to learn more about him.



As for the lyric today, you can't have an angry rap compilation without including the legend 2Pac. He may not have invented the angry rapper image, but damn if he didn't come close to perfecting it. Out of so much angry rap to choose from, I decided to go with a less prominent song today:

"Mercy is for the weak when I speak I scream
Afraid to sleep I'm havin crazy dreams
Vivid pictures of my enemies' family times
God to forgive me cause it's wrong but I plan to die
Either take me in heaven and understand I was a G
Did the best I could, raised in insanity
Or send me to hell cause I ain't beggin' for my life
Ain't nothing worse than this cursed ass hopeless life
I'm troublesome..."

Monday, November 07, 2005

I have to start this entry with a shout out to Notre Dame. After going up 21-3 on Tennessee last Saturday, they let the Volunteers get back into the game and tie it at 21. Whereas past ND teams might have rolled over and died (especially ones coached by saint and civil rights martyr Tyrone Willingham), this team fought back hard and shut down UT the rest of the way to win 41-21. With just three games left in the season - against Navy, Syracuse, and Stanford - Notre Dame has a clear path to a 9-2 record, a BCS game, and a stepping stone to a 2007 national title run. Not bad for a team that was supposed to struggle so horribly because they had no talent.



So my wife has a blog too. Now I'm not saying every entry should be Ryan-centric, but I think it would certainly spice things up a little bit. As Bart Simspon would say, "Hey, she's just giving the public what it wants: Bart by the barrelfull!"



I'm going to start a new segment here entitled "Books!" It will be an update on what I'm currently reading as well as a synopsis and recommendation on the last book I finished. I'm currently breezing through The Professor, the Banker, and the Suicide King: Inside the Richest Poker Game of All Time, by Michael Craig. Very interesting so far and I'll give you a full report when I'm done.

The last book I read was 1632, by Eric Flint. The premise is that a six-mile wide chunk of Appalachian West Virginia switches places with a similar piece of land in Germany in 1631. The book chronicles the transplanted Americans' efforts to create and spread a democracy throughout medieval Europe. If you can suspend your disbelief with regard to the crazy premise, it's a very interesting and engaging book. It's also the first of a series, which I plan to continue reading. If you like historical novels, this is an fun read with a unique feel.

"A room without books is like a body without a soul."
-- G.K. Chesterton



For the rap lyric this week, the theme will be angry rap. You can't beat the irony of multimillionaire rappers yelling about how bad their lives are, how many people they kill, and all the other assorted defiance they offer. In honor of that, we'll start this week off with everyone's favorite angry white man, Eminem. While I find the fact that he hates everyone quite amusing, I do agree completely with him on his stance that blaming music for murders is retarded. Maybe I'll rant about that another time.

"And all of this controversy circles me
and it seems like the media immediately
points a finger at me (finger at me)..
So I point one back at 'em, but not the index or pinkie
or the ring or the thumb, it's the one you put up
when you don't give a fuck, when you won't just put up
with the bullshit they pull, cause they full of shit too
When a dude's gettin bullied and shoots up his school
and they blame it on Marilyn (on Marilyn).. and the heroin
Where were the parents at?"

Friday, November 04, 2005

So I've actually had ridiculously busy days at work the past few days. (What am I doing, you ask? By my count, I've made about 11,000 copies in my last three days.) Consequently, I haven't had much time to hit you up with my knowledge. However, I should be back to a more regular posting routine starting Monday.



Rather than a full entry today, you're going to get a movie recommendation. Go watch Chris Rock's "Bigger and Blacker." If you haven't seen it, it's the funniest hour of comedy I've ever seen. It's also the inspiration for my new blog title. It may change on an irregular basis, but for now, it's a good insight into how I view the world and all you crazy bastards.



Concluding this week's tour of New York, we're going to make the trip out to Long Island to see my favorite Jewish rappers, the Beastie Boys. Mike D, MCA, and Adrock have been keeping it real for going on two decades now, even longer than I have. As far as storytelling goes, these guys are awesome, and there is no better example than the legendary "Paul Revere."

"Now I got the gun you got the brew
You got two choices of what you can do
It's not a tough decision as you can see
I can blow you away or you can ride with me"

I said, "I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border
The sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter
I did it like this, I did it like that
I did it with a whiffleball bat"

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

(Note: Because I didn't write anything yesterday, you get an extra large dose of me today!)

My plans for world domination through the spread of my cult are slowly coming to fruition:

kaytee1322: thanks!
kaytee1322: i'll spread the word about the Church
kaytee1322: of Ryantology

Excellent.



So the season premiere of That 70's Show is tonight. My initial reaction when I saw the previews was, "Dear God, have they lost their minds?" However, I soon thought about it and I came to the conclusion of "Dear God, have they lost their minds?"

If you haven't kept up to date with the show, Topher Grace has left and it appears they're moving in the direction of an ensemble cast not really focused on anyone. Now that, I'm ok with. The characters in the show are very well-developed and can definitely carry on without Eric's character there. In fact, I most enjoy the aspects of the show that involve the interactions between the other characters (especially Red and Hyde). I think if they had done this the show would have taken a blow from the loss of Eric, but it still would have been funny and compelling television.

But apparently the creative forces involved with the show and FOX decided that this new direction wasn't interesting enough to hold viewers. Instead, they decided to HAVE A STRIPPER MOVE INTO THE FOREMAN HOUSE! What?!? I'm sure they'll make some half-assed explanation to add this new T & A to the show, but I'm sure I won't care. The whole idea is just so absurd. Lauren put it best when she said, "It's like they're jumping five sharks in one episode."

This just speaks to the larger trend of TV sucking ass. It's really not fair to just blame television executives, however. When they put on funny, creative, original shows, people often don't watch them. For example, Scrubs may be the best show on television, but it's on hiatus until Spring. And Arrested Development, which is quirky and at times groin-grabbingly hysterical, struggles to maintain and grow a fan base. Maybe people really are too stupid to appreciate good television. Then again, maybe they've been corrupted by years of Fear Factor and America's Funniest Home Videos. "Look Mabel, this guy's about to get hit in the crotch!"

So that's my rant for the day. Maybe it speaks more about me that I'm opposed to adding an attractive female character to a TV show. We'll have to tackle that issue another time.



And that brings us to our rap lyric of the day. Continuing of Monday's New York trend, today's lyric comes to us from my good friend Nasir Jones, who you may better know as NaS. Whenever I went to Queens to visit my grandma, I would always stop by the Queensbridge Projects to see my "homey" and hang out. Aside from the fact that I'm pretty sure he doesn't like white people, we got along very well.

I actually really like NaS, and although I'm certainly not an expert at rap, I think he's probably the most underappreciated rapper of the past decade. During his feud with Jay-Z, Jay-Z got more publicity and fame, but NaS was consistently better. He writes smarter rhymes and can flow just as well. To use an analogy that might resonate with some of my history buff friends who read this, NaS is John Adams to Jay-Z's Thomas Jefferson. While Jefferson gets all the credit, Adams was the rock of the revolution and the infinitely more important of the two when it came to securing American independence and making the United States into a viable country. So yeah, NaS is like that.

"I've been fucked over, left for dead, dissed and fogotten
Luck ran out, they hoped that I'd be gone, stiff and rotten
Y'all just piss on me, shit on me, spit on my grave
Talk about me, laugh behind my back but in my face
Y'all some "well wishers," friendly-actin, envy-hidin snakes
With your hands out for my money, man, how much can I take?"
I know I missed my update yesterday, so here's an article by George Will. He's very smart.

Let the Great Debate Begin
By George Will

WASHINGTON -- With the nomination of Samuel Alito, the nation's long-term needs and the president's immediate needs converge.

Our nation properly takes its political bearings, always, from the Constitution, properly construed on the basis of deep immersion in the intellectual ferment of the Founding Era that produced it. That is why our democracy inescapably functions under some degree of judicial supervision. The nation has long needed a serious debate about the proper nature of that supervision. And the president needed both a chance to demonstrate his seriousness and an occasion to challenge his Democratic critics to demonstrate theirs in a momentous battle on terrain of his choosing. The Alito nomination begins that debate.

When Churchill's wife said it was perhaps a blessing in disguise that British voters turned him out of office even before the war in the Pacific ended, he growled that, if so, it was very well disguised. President Bush must realize that the failure of the Harriet Miers nomination was such a blessing.

He quickly cauterized that self-inflicted wound and acted on this political axiom: If you don't like the news, make some of your own. Presidents are uniquely able to do this, and Bush, because of his statesmanlike termination of the Miers nomination, was poised to reorient the national conversation. And because of the glittering credentials that earned Alito unanimous Senate confirmation to the 3rd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals, those Democrats who are determined to oppose him are unhappily required to make one of two intellectually disreputable arguments.

One is so politically as well as intellectually untenable that they will try not to make it explicitly. It is that judicial conservatism may once have been a legitimate persuasion, but now is a disqualification for service on the Supreme Court.

To which there is a refuting question: Since when? Since 1986, when 98 senators -- including 47 Democrats -- voted to confirm Antonin Scalia 98-0? Since last December, when Harry Reid, leader of Senate Democrats, said that Scalia would be a fine nominee for chief justice?

Reid doubtless would respond that Scalia would have been acceptable only because he was replacing someone comparably conservative -- William Rehnquist. Which brings us to the second disreputable argument Democrats will be reduced to making: Because Alito is more of a judicial conservative than was Sandra Day O'Connor, he is unacceptable because it is unacceptable to change the court's intellectual balance. This argument is triply flawed.

First, nowhere is that rule written. Second, the history of presidential practice -- Democrats should especially study FDR's sweeping alteration of the court's composition -- refutes the rule. Third, when in 1993 the Senate voted to confirm the very liberal Ruth Bader Ginsburg, former counsel to the American Civil Liberties Union, to the seat being vacated by the retirement of the conservative Byron White, 96 senators voted for her, including 25 Democrats still serving in the Senate. Including Reid. Including Pat Leahy, Ted Kennedy, Joe Biden, Dianne Feinstein, Herbert Kohl and Russ Feingold, all members of today's Judiciary Committee.

Reid urged the president to nominate Miers, whose withdrawal Reid says he laments. Now Reid deplores the Alito nomination because it was, Reid says, done without Democratic "consultation.'' But it was during such consultation that, Reid says, he warned the president not to nominate Alito. So Reid's logic is that nothing counts as consultation unless it results in conformity to Democratic dictates.

When Reid endorsed Scalia for chief justice, he said: "I disagree with many of the results that he arrives at, but his reason for arriving at those results are (sic) very hard to dispute.'' There you have, starkly and ingenuously confessed, the judicial philosophy -- if it can be dignified as such -- of Reid and like-minded Democrats: Regardless of constitutional reasoning that can be annoyingly hard to refute, we care only about results. How many thoughtful Democrats will wish to take their stand where Reid has planted that flag?

This is the debate the country has needed for several generations: Should the Constitution be treated as so plastic, so changeable that it enables justices to reach whatever social outcomes -- "results" -- they, like the result-oriented senators who confirm them, consider desirable? If so, in what sense does the Constitution still constitute the nation?

This is a debate the president, who needs a victory, should relish. Will it, as Democrats mournfully say, "divide" the country? Yes. Debates about serious subjects do that. The real reason those Democrats are mournful is that they correctly suspect they are on the losing side of the divide.