So I'm finished with college (assuming I don't fail any classes). The past four years have really flown by. When it's all said and done, I don't think I'm gonna miss anything more than the bullshit. Just sitting around, talking about pointless stuff, talking shit, and just habing a good time. When I look back on college, those are the times I'm going to remember, whether it was playing Smash Brothers freshman year or eating in the dining hall last week. I can honestly say that I'm leaving college with no regrets from my four years here.

There's not too much else to report. I'm going to Cedar Point on Sunday and I'm pretty pumped about that. I'm not as pumped about graduation, especially considering who our valedictorial is. If there is anyone out there who knows Enrique Shaerer and actually likes him, I would really appreciate it if that person got in touch with me. In all my experiences with him, he's been a huge tool, and everyone I know that knows him seems to agree. So I'm looking for someone who can refute this impression.

The big two-two's coming on May 19th, so if you're looking to get me a gift, you better get on that. Hit me back.

Hey! It's 05/05/05! Just thought I'd throw that out there.

Classic stuff. From Chasing Amy:


Hooper X: For years in this industry, whenever an African American character, hero or villain, is introduced USUALLY by my white artist names. They got SLAPPED with racist names that singled them out as Negros! Now--my book, "White-Hating Coon", don't have any of that bullshit. The hero's name is Maleequa and he's descended from the black tribe that established the first society on the planet while all you European motherfuckers were all hiding out in caves 'n shit, terrified of the sun. He's a strong role-model that a young black reader can look up to. 'Cause I'm here to tell ya: the chickens are coming home to roost, y'all. The black man is no longer going to be playing the minstrel in the medium of comics and sci-fi fantasy. We're keeping it real! And we're going to get respect by any means necessary.

Holden (Ben Affleck): Ah, c'mon, that's a bunch of horseshit! Lando Calrissian was a black guy, y'know, he got to fly the Millenium Falcon! What's the matter with you!

Hooper: Who said that?

Holden: (standing up) I did. Lando Calrissian is a positive role-model in the realm of science fiction fantasy.

Hooper: Hey, FUCK Lando Calrissian!

(Holden shrugs and sits down)

Hooper: Uncle-Tom nigger, heh. It's always some white boy got to invoke the holy trinity. Bust this! Those movies are about how the white man keeps the brother-man down--even in a galaxy far far away. Check this shit. You got cracker farmboy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy blond hair blue eyes. Then you got Darth Vader, blackest brother in the galaxy. Nubian god!

Banky (Jason Lee): (standing up) What's a nubian?

Hooper: Shut the fuck up! (Banky sits down) Now. Vader, he's a spiritual brother, down with the force and all that good shit. Then this cracker Skywalker gets his hands on a lightsaber, and the boy decides HE'S gonna run the whole fucking universe! Gets a whole KLAN of whites together and they go bust up Vader's hood, the Death Star! Now what the fuck do you call that?

Banky: Intergalatic civil war?

Hooper: Gentrification!! They gonna drive out the black element to make the galaxy quote-unquote safe for white folks! In "Jedi," the most insulting installment when Vader's beautiful black visage is SULLIED when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty old white man! They trying to tell us that deep inside, we all wants to be WHITE!!!

Banky: Well, isn't that true?

(Hooper pulls out a gun, releases the safety, kicks over the podium and shoots Banky several times, and Banky falls, clutching his chest. All the other speakers and audience members (excluding Holden and Alyssa who we are about to meet) dive for cover or scatter screaming as...)

Hooper: (shooting into the air): Black rage!!! Black rage!!! I kill all white folks I lay my motherfuckin' eyes on!!

I'm going to try to get back to some sort of semi-regular updating. So here goes:

This is something to think about the next time you think President Bush's rhetoric pushes too far.


Christopher Hitchens on North Korea

Interesting stuff, indeed.

I'm back with my first update in a while. Partly because I'm lazy and partly because I haven't been inspired, I haven't written anything. And apparently the site that took all the feedback went under, so I've lost all the feedback. I'll eventually fix the link so there can be responses again.

Meanwhile, this conversation was inspired by this link.

Witnit90: hey, you know something? i had a wet dream last night.
Witnit90: heh heh heh. classic.
Witnit90: they just finished mowing the lawn and they're talking about this.
Witnit90: oh, the 50s.
JRicoND: Dave, you don't wanna know what I think about when I'm mowing the lawn
Witnit90: did you watch it?
JRicoND: I am right now
JRicoND: You know, where sperm comes out of your penis
JRicoND: Glorious!
Witnit90: sperm?
Witnit90: yeah, sort of a sticky stuff.
Witnit90: the boy's part of a baby.
JRicoND: Man, that's great stuff
Witnit90: weird thing,
Witnit90: the coach looks exactly like how my grandfather looked in his younger days.
JRicoND: Ha
JRicoND: But how does it get out of the testicles?
Witnit90: ah, the catholic moral teaching in this video is poor, i must say.
Witnit90: coach supports masturbation.
Witnit90: tsk tsk.
Witnit90: no touchy touchy.
JRicoND: Quiet, you
JRicoND: Oh, what you want to know about is sexual intercourse
Witnit90: i haven't watched the female one all the way through,
Witnit90: the video and sound quality is poor and choppy on my computer for some reason.
JRicoND: Bummer
Witnit90: this female one is pretty funny, though.
JRicoND: I hope it involves naked chicks
Witnit90: old naked chicks.
JRicoND: Nice
Witnit90: nope,
Witnit90: just pictures on the blackboard of vaginas.
JRicoND: Good enough for me!
JRicoND: I'm trying out this masturbating thing I just heard about!
Witnit90: oh goody!
Witnit90: i'll come up and try it with you!
JRicoND: Too late
JRicoND: The sperm already came out of my penis
Witnit90: penis?
Witnit90: oh.
Witnit90: i don't have one of those
Witnit90: .
JRicoND: Perhaps you're in the wrong dorm
Witnit90: no i'm not! shut up!
JRicoND: Do you have a vagina, uterus, ovcaries, and "some tubes?"
Witnit90: i just have to develop, like the video says.
JRicoND: And I bet one day you're going to have to shave as well
Witnit90: -sigh-
Witnit90: it's an exciting time, this growing up.
JRicoND: Indeed
JRicoND: I can't wait to use my boy part of a baby
Witnit90: congrats.
Witnit90: you're on my profile.
JRicoND: Wow
JRicoND: What an honor
JRicoND: And rest assured that this will be on my blog
Witnit90: oh wonderful.
Witnit90: the honor is mine.