I'm back with my first update in a while. Partly because I'm lazy and partly because I haven't been inspired, I haven't written anything. And apparently the site that took all the feedback went under, so I've lost all the feedback. I'll eventually fix the link so there can be responses again.

Meanwhile, this conversation was inspired by this link.

Witnit90: hey, you know something? i had a wet dream last night.
Witnit90: heh heh heh. classic.
Witnit90: they just finished mowing the lawn and they're talking about this.
Witnit90: oh, the 50s.
JRicoND: Dave, you don't wanna know what I think about when I'm mowing the lawn
Witnit90: did you watch it?
JRicoND: I am right now
JRicoND: You know, where sperm comes out of your penis
JRicoND: Glorious!
Witnit90: sperm?
Witnit90: yeah, sort of a sticky stuff.
Witnit90: the boy's part of a baby.
JRicoND: Man, that's great stuff
Witnit90: weird thing,
Witnit90: the coach looks exactly like how my grandfather looked in his younger days.
JRicoND: Ha
JRicoND: But how does it get out of the testicles?
Witnit90: ah, the catholic moral teaching in this video is poor, i must say.
Witnit90: coach supports masturbation.
Witnit90: tsk tsk.
Witnit90: no touchy touchy.
JRicoND: Quiet, you
JRicoND: Oh, what you want to know about is sexual intercourse
Witnit90: i haven't watched the female one all the way through,
Witnit90: the video and sound quality is poor and choppy on my computer for some reason.
JRicoND: Bummer
Witnit90: this female one is pretty funny, though.
JRicoND: I hope it involves naked chicks
Witnit90: old naked chicks.
JRicoND: Nice
Witnit90: nope,
Witnit90: just pictures on the blackboard of vaginas.
JRicoND: Good enough for me!
JRicoND: I'm trying out this masturbating thing I just heard about!
Witnit90: oh goody!
Witnit90: i'll come up and try it with you!
JRicoND: Too late
JRicoND: The sperm already came out of my penis
Witnit90: penis?
Witnit90: oh.
Witnit90: i don't have one of those
Witnit90: .
JRicoND: Perhaps you're in the wrong dorm
Witnit90: no i'm not! shut up!
JRicoND: Do you have a vagina, uterus, ovcaries, and "some tubes?"
Witnit90: i just have to develop, like the video says.
JRicoND: And I bet one day you're going to have to shave as well
Witnit90: -sigh-
Witnit90: it's an exciting time, this growing up.
JRicoND: Indeed
JRicoND: I can't wait to use my boy part of a baby
Witnit90: congrats.
Witnit90: you're on my profile.
JRicoND: Wow
JRicoND: What an honor
JRicoND: And rest assured that this will be on my blog
Witnit90: oh wonderful.
Witnit90: the honor is mine.