Dear Desmond,

Since I can never catch you online these days and I'm leaving for Missouri tomorrow, I thought I'd leave this link for you. You can feel free to pass it along to Mark as well, although I know you guys don't know anything about it.

And I swear to you that if you ever get within zinging distance, I'll zing you so hard that it'll feel like your first time all over again.

Love,
Ryan