"It's really sad that fantasy baseball can have a profound effect on how I treat my family. If Bret Boone goes 3-for-4 with a three-run homer and I have him on my team, I enjoy my time with my wife and daughter more. If Boone goes 0-for-5, I'm bummed out and it's not the same experience."

--Fantasy psycho Kip Kendall

I really don't know what to say about this, other than some people have some serious problems. Is there anything in this world that people can't turn addictive and unhealthy?